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The signs as things my friends have said

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Aries: “hey can we play that rat game”
Taurus: “i know grass isn’t edible but if you’re vegetarian you might as well”
Gemini: “ya done goofed, ya stupid”
Cancer: “you have a really nice cardiovascular system”
Leo: *jumps out of a car* “AHOY”
Virgo: “I’m literally this close to dropping out of school and being a stripper in Atlanta”
Libra: “your foot looks really good from that angle, y'know”
Scorpio: “I swear to god we are such a cult”
Sagittarius: *struggling to hike a steep trail* “how much more ‘up’ did you guys want?”
Capricorn: “tag yourself I’m the seagull eating the ice cream”
Aquarius: *pets someone’s foot* “nice abs, you work out?”
Pisces: “oh my god that’s so dank”